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Dad Jokes: How Do You Get A Squirrel
How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut.
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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What's an astronaut's favorite part of a computer
I don't trust stairs
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
I could tell a joke about pizza
What time did the man go to the dentist
Your smile is so nice to see in this wedding photo
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
I've never gone to a gun range before
What do you call a fat psychic
5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
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I Don't Want You To Feel Like You Can
What do you do when your wife comes into the lounge and start nagging you
It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke'
Yo mama is so stupid she got fired
I Am Not An Alcoholic. I Simply Enjoy Living In
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You Are Depriving Some Poor Village Of Its Idiot
Your mama is so cheap she rolls