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Corny Jokes: What Do You Call A Mexican
What do you call a Mexican with a vasectomy?
A Dry Martinez!
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Best corny jokes
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A cop was riding a bicycle looking for a crook
A murderer sitting in the electric chair was about to be executed
One day two kids were wandering around near a stream
There are three men in the bathroom two englishmen and an australian
Two hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk hunting
Bill and ned walk into a fast food joint one afternoon to get lunch
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These two cannibals were eating a clown when one of them looks at the other and asks
A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders but was not getting many
One day there were two boys playing by a stream when they saw a woman bathing naked
Random corny jokes
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10 corny jokes
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According to the australian an airliner recently encountered severe vibration in flight
A big-city counterfeiter decided the best place to pass off his phony 18 bills would be in some small hick texas town
A tourist asks a man in uniform are you a policeman
There were 3 men in an airplane one dropped a pineapple the next dropped a water melon and the last dropped a bomb
The government is looking to hire a new assasin someone who can kill anyone for any reason
My uncle ran for senate last year
Good girls loosen a few buttons when it's hot
A girl from texas and a girl from new york were seated side by side on an airplane
One day two kids were wandering around near a stream
Here was a english man a scotish man and a irsh man
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