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Grocery store checker: 'Paper or plastic?' Dad: 'Either, I'm bisacktual.'
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Best dad jokes
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best 10 dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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The rotation of earth
When a dad drives past a graveyard
I've never gone to a gun range before
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
Did you hear about the circus fire
Your smile is so nice to see in this wedding photo
I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town
What do you call a fake noodle
Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating
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