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Dad Jokes: How Do You Get A Squirrel
How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut.
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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I just watched a program about beavers
Did you hear about the circus fire
I've got a great joke about construction
Can you put my shoes on
What do you get from a pampered cow
What do you call a fake noodle
I thought about going on an all-almond diet
Did you hear the rumor about butter
Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks
Would you like the milk in a bag
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