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Dad Jokes: What Did The Grape Do When
What did the grape do when he got stepped on? He let out a little wine.
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
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My wife is really mad at the fact that
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner
Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip
When a dad drives past a cow
I would avoid the sushi
I just watched a program about beavers
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