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Dad Jokes: Would You Like The Milk In
Cashier: 'Would you like the milk in a bag, sir?'
Dad: 'No, just leave it in the carton!'
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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I had a neck brace fitted years ago
Did you hear about the circus fire
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If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket
Your smile is so nice to see in this wedding photo
People don't like having to bend over
A furniture store keeps calling me
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