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Dad Jokes: Why Don't Eggs Tell Jokes
Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up.
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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What time did the man go to the dentist
I don't trust stairs
Make me a sandwich!
People say they pick their nose
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Paper or plastic?
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees
Want to hear a joke about paper
I thought about going on an all-almond diet
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner
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