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Religious Jokes: Why Wasn T Jesus Born In
Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in Australia?
A: Because God couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.
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Three men went to hell
Best religious jokes
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After praying nonstop for eight years god finally decided to grant a man three wishes
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands
He had two parrots
Three guys went up to heaven as they came to the gate st peter was there
Really good deed this guy arrives at the pearly gates
God was sitting in heaven one day when a scientist said to him God we don't need you anymore
A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye
Little billy wanted 100 dollars badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened
Jesus and saint peter are golfing
One day adam and eve notice god standing before them holding a bag
Random religious jokes
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10 religious jokes
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After praying nonstop for eight years god finally decided to grant a man three wishes
A scottish priest was an avid golfer who would try to play every chance he got
An amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when she is pulled over by a cop
After spending time with eve adam was walking in the garden with god
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The head of the monastery wanted to check how strong his priests are in resisting temptetion
God was sitting in heaven one day when a scientist said to him God we don't need you anymore
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped down on a subway seat next to a priest
3 buddies die in a car crash they go to heaven to an orientation
A guy dies and is sent to hell
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