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You so ugly, last time you got ass was when your toilet paper broke!
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A murderer sitting in the electric chair was about to be executed
One day two kids were wandering around near a stream
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A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders but was not getting many
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Random corny jokes
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A man jumps off a building at the same time that another man pisses
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