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Dad Jokes: Did You Hear About The Kidnapping
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's fine, he woke up.
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
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When a dad drives past a cow
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What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
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My wife tried to unlatch our daughter's car seat
Don t forget a bucket
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Soup or salad?
Would you like the milk in a bag
People don't like having to bend over
I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town
Paper or plastic?
I used to work in a shoe recycling shop
Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip
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