4funnies
One Liner Jokes
Home
/
Funny jokes
/
One Liner Jokes
/ I Saw My Dad Chopping Up
One Liner Jokes: I Saw My Dad Chopping Up
I saw my dad chopping up onions today and I cried. Onions was a good dog.
Next Joke:
Few Women Admit Their Age; Few Men Act It
Best one liner jokes
These are the
best 10 one liner jokes
. Click on the text to read the entire joke.
It's Been Proven That Girls Reach The Age Of
My Dad Died When We Couldn't Remember His Blood
Such A Little Man, Such A Drama Queen
Children In The Dark Make Accidents, But Accidents In The
What Do You Have When You Have Two Balls In
I Like Jesus But He Loves Me, So It's
I'm At The Age Where I Can't Take
The Value Of Money In A Relationship: The 10 Bucks
Lite: The New Way To Spell "Light," Now With 20
Crime In Multi-storey Car Parks. That Is Wrong On
Random one liner jokes
These are
10 one liner jokes
. Click on the text to read the entire joke.
Two Years Ago I Married A Lovely Young Virgin, And
What Does Santa Suffer From If He Gets Stuck In
Golfer: "I'd Move Heaven And Earth To Break 100
I'm An Antisocial-psychic. I Can See Ahead Of
She Said She Was Approaching Forty, And I Couldn't
Friend: "I Don't Want To Bore You With My
Never Get Into Fights With Ugly People, They Have Nothing
How Many Jews Can You Fit In A Voltswagen? 2
I Heard The Next Steve Jobs Movie Will Be On
I Bought A Vacuum Cleaner Six Months Ago And So
Other categories:
Animal
Bad
Bar
Dumb Blonde
Celebrity
Cheesy
Chicken
Christmas
Chuck Norris
Clean
Computer
Corny
Dad
Dark Humor
Doctor
Dirty
Donald Trump
Easter
Fat
For Kids
Funny Riddles
Funny Quotes
Little Johnny
Gay
Gender
Good
Halloween
Knock Knock
Lawyer
Lightbulb Jokes
Military
Old People
One Liner Jokes
Ponderisms
Puns
Redneck
Relationship
Religious
School
Short Jokes
Silly
Skeleton
Valentines Day
Yo Mama
Funny jokes
You might be a redneck if your wife wears
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands
How Is A Woman Like A Condom? Both Spend More
Why Do Women Always Ask Questions That Have No Right
What Do You Call An Academically Successful Slice Of Bread
What do you call a blonde doing a handstand
Why Do Women Always Ask Questions That Have No Right
I Hate That Feeling After Surgery When You're Not
It is 10 00 at the police station and there is only 2 officers working that day
If a blonde and a brunette fell out of an airplane who would land first