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Dad Jokes: I Decided To Sell My Vacuum
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner—it was just gathering dust!
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours
What do you call a fake noodle
People say they pick their nose
I don't play soccer
My daughter screeched
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner
Sorry about your wait
A furniture store keeps calling me
I've never gone to a gun range before
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
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