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Grocery store checker: 'Paper or plastic?' Dad: 'Either, I'm bisacktual.'
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
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10 dad jokes
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I don't trust stairs
Want to hear a joke about paper
Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating
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What did the grape do when he got stepped on
I had a neck brace fitted years ago
Make me a sandwich!
I would avoid the sushi
Today my son asked can I have a book mark?
Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip
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