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One Liner Jokes: I Can Totally Keep Secrets. It
I can totally keep secrets. It's the people I tell them to that can't.
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Children In The Dark Make Accidents, But Accidents In The
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The Value Of Money In A Relationship: The 10 Bucks
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I Like Jesus But He Loves Me, So It's
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Crime In Multi-storey Car Parks. That Is Wrong On
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I Don't Do Different Things... It's Just That
You Can't Buy Love, But You Pay Heavily For
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