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Religious Jokes: Why Wasn T Jesus Born In
Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in Australia?
A: Because God couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.
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Best religious jokes
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After praying nonstop for eight years god finally decided to grant a man three wishes
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands
Really good deed this guy arrives at the pearly gates
Three guys went up to heaven as they came to the gate st peter was there
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Little billy wanted 100 dollars badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened
Jesus and saint peter are golfing
A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye
God was sitting in heaven one day when a scientist said to him God we don't need you anymore
A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road
Random religious jokes
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10 religious jokes
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St peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance to heaven
In the convent a young nun went to see the mother superior
Adam was walking around the garden of eden moping
The two thousand member baptist church was filled
A little girl was in church and she dozes off the teacher says who is the ruler of these lands
A guy enters confessional and says to the priest with guilt i had an affair
After spending time with eve adam was walking in the garden with god
A team of archaeologists is excavating in israel when they find a cave with the symbols of a woman a donkey a shovel a fish and a star of david on the wall
One day little danny was in sunday school and the preacher asked what part of the body went to heaven first
An amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when she is pulled over by a cop
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