4funnies
One Liner Jokes
Home
/
Funny jokes
/
One Liner Jokes
/ Your Clothes Would Look Better Accelerating
One Liner Jokes: Your Clothes Would Look Better Accelerating
Your clothes would look better accelerating towards the floor at 9.8 m/s
Next Joke:
Can't Wait To Start My New Years Resolution In
Best one liner jokes
These are the
best 10 one liner jokes
. Click on the text to read the entire joke.
It's Been Proven That Girls Reach The Age Of
Such A Little Man, Such A Drama Queen
My Dad Died When We Couldn't Remember His Blood
Children In The Dark Make Accidents, But Accidents In The
I Like Jesus But He Loves Me, So It's
What Do You Have When You Have Two Balls In
Lite: The New Way To Spell "Light," Now With 20
I'm At The Age Where I Can't Take
Crime In Multi-storey Car Parks. That Is Wrong On
The Value Of Money In A Relationship: The 10 Bucks
Random one liner jokes
These are
10 one liner jokes
. Click on the text to read the entire joke.
Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers
Q: When Do You Kick A Midget In The Balls
My Girlfriend Came Out Of The Shower And Said "I
Without Nipples, Breasts Would Be Pointless
I Hate People Who Use Big Words Just To Make
If You Can Stay Calm While All Around You Is
Why Is The Day That You Do Laundry, Cook, Clean
Relationships Are A Lot Like Algebra. Have You Ever Looked
What's The Most Common Sleeping Position Of A Man
I Spend Three Minutes Every Day Choosing A TV Channel
Other categories:
Animal
Bad
Bar
Dumb Blonde
Celebrity
Cheesy
Chicken
Christmas
Chuck Norris
Clean
Computer
Corny
Dad
Dark Humor
Doctor
Dirty
Donald Trump
Easter
Fat
For Kids
Funny Riddles
Funny Quotes
Little Johnny
Gay
Gender
Good
Halloween
Knock Knock
Lawyer
Lightbulb Jokes
Military
Old People
One Liner Jokes
Ponderisms
Puns
Redneck
Relationship
Religious
School
Short Jokes
Silly
Skeleton
Valentines Day
Yo Mama
Funny jokes
Have You Heard About The New Supersensitive Condoms? They Hang
Grub
Me: *sneaks Out Of The House* *drives To Another State
Glad I'm Not A General, Because Auto-correct Just
He Who Laughs Last Thinks Slowest
Did you hear about the blonde skydiver
What do you call a masturbating cow
Yo mama is so ugly that when she
Doing Things That You Are Not Supposed To Do At
Hey both circle around uranus