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Bad Jokes: You Are The 999999999th Visitor
YOU ARE THE 999,999,999TH VISITOR!
FUCK YOU AND HAVE A NICE DAY!
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What is funnier then a dead osama bin laden?
Shannon is so lose she could be a wide reciver
What do saddam and miss muffet have in common
One day a father and son are sitting on a dock fishing
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed
A asian cab driver is in the suburbs after driving s guy to his house from the airport
A woman walks into the store and purchases the following
When i was born i was black
What is funnier than a zombie baby hanging from a ceiling fan
If you think life is bad
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On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said sir do you realize your wife fell out of the car several miles back
The tooth fairy always told me that if i sold my body parts like my teeth then i would get some money
What is the first thing a woman does when she leaves a battered wives shelter
A man is opening a restaurant and he asks one of his workers to come up with a name for it
Two cannibals meet one day
Three nuns were talking
Why did smokey the bear never have children
A man walks up to the teller at a bank pulls out a gun and demands 25,000 in cash
A cowboy walked into a barber shop sat on the barber s chair and said i ll have a shave and a shoe shine
What do you call a prostitute with no arms or legs
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