4funnies
One Liner Jokes
Home
/
Funny jokes
/
One Liner Jokes
/ Knowledge Is Knowing A Tomato Is
One Liner Jokes: Knowledge Is Knowing A Tomato Is
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Next Joke:
Politicians And Diapers Have One Thing In Common. They Should
Best one liner jokes
These are the
best 10 one liner jokes
. Click on the text to read the entire joke.
It's Been Proven That Girls Reach The Age Of
Such A Little Man, Such A Drama Queen
My Dad Died When We Couldn't Remember His Blood
Children In The Dark Make Accidents, But Accidents In The
I Like Jesus But He Loves Me, So It's
What Do You Have When You Have Two Balls In
I'm At The Age Where I Can't Take
Lite: The New Way To Spell "Light," Now With 20
Why Is It Good To Have A Blonde Passenger? You
The Value Of Money In A Relationship: The 10 Bucks
Random one liner jokes
These are
10 one liner jokes
. Click on the text to read the entire joke.
Crime Doesn't Pay... Does That Mean That My Job
Why Did The Duck Go To Rehab? Because He Was
Marriage Is Like A Bar Of Soap. It Smells Delicious
You Stare At Frozen Juice Cans Because They Say, "concentrate
Life Is An Internet. 30 Days After You Met She
I Recently Read That Love Is Entirely A Matter Of
I'm Not An Alcoholic. Alcoholics Need A Drink, But
You Know What A Fat Girl And A Moped Have
How Do I Stay Humble? Well, It's Not Easy
Me In My 20's: "Dresses Like I'm On
Other categories:
Animal
Bad
Bar
Dumb Blonde
Celebrity
Cheesy
Chicken
Christmas
Chuck Norris
Clean
Computer
Corny
Dad
Dark Humor
Doctor
Dirty
Donald Trump
Easter
Fat
For Kids
Funny Riddles
Funny Quotes
Little Johnny
Gay
Gender
Good
Halloween
Knock Knock
Lawyer
Lightbulb Jokes
Military
Old People
One Liner Jokes
Ponderisms
Puns
Redneck
Relationship
Religious
School
Short Jokes
Silly
Skeleton
Valentines Day
Yo Mama
Funny jokes
I Speak Swedish With An Ikea Accent
Where Do They Get The Seeds To Plant Seedless Watermelons
I Learned About Method Acting At Drama School, When All
A woman and a baby were in the doctor s examining room waiting for the doctor to come in
A blonde walks down the street and sees a banana peel
Those That Forget The Pasta Are Doomed To Reheat It
Yo mama is so stupid that she put lipstick
I May Not Be Dairy Queen, Baby, But I'll
There was a cop on his horse waiting to cross the road when a little boy on his new shiny bike stopped beside him
This week the bush administration finally released the official start-date of the us war in iraq