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One Liner Jokes: I Don't Trust Anything That
I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.
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My Dad Died When We Couldn't Remember His Blood
Such A Little Man, Such A Drama Queen
Children In The Dark Make Accidents, But Accidents In The
What Do You Have When You Have Two Balls In
I'm At The Age Where I Can't Take
The Value Of Money In A Relationship: The 10 Bucks
I Like Jesus But He Loves Me, So It's
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Crime In Multi-storey Car Parks. That Is Wrong On
Random one liner jokes
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10 one liner jokes
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If You Don't Like The News, Go Out And
I'm Not Being Rude, You're Just Insignificant
Scooters Are For Men Who Want To Ride Motorcycles, But
A Diplomat Is A Man Who Always Remembers A Woman
Tell Me Again How I Unloaded The Dishwasher Too Loudly
I Remember My Staff Asking Me When I Was Going
What Is The Diffrent Between A Girl And A Cellphone
They Were The Type Of Children Who Would Kill Both
My Mate Is Called Liam, But We Call Him 'Two
One Cigarette Shortens Your Life By Two Hours, One Bottle
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