Home / Funny jokes / Funny Riddles / Why Was Harry Potter Kicked Out

Funny Riddles: Why Was Harry Potter Kicked Out

Best funny riddles

These are the best 10 funny riddles. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• What do you call a trash bag full of mutilated laboratory monkeys
• What do you call to alaskan lesbians
• What do osama bin laden and crabs
• Did you here about the 80 lbs man with the 40 lbs testicles
• What do a hockey player and a magician have in common
• What makes five pounds of fat look really good?
• What kind of condoms do snakes use
• What do you call a person who can sit on an ice cream and tell the flavor
• Why do the teletubbies go to the toilet together?
• Why do walruses go to tupperware parties?

Random funny riddles

These are 10 funny riddles. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• How do you know if a frenchman has been in your backyard?
• If the dove is the bird of peace what is the bird of true love
• What do you call a bodybuilder with a big penis
• What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion
• How do you make a tissue dance
• What happens when you put the energizer bunny batteries in backward
• What does a lesbian need to become a lesbian
• How do amoebas keep in touch
• You know how the word ash is spelled
• What two things in the air can make a women pregnant

Other categories:
Animal Bad Bar Dumb Blonde Celebrity Cheesy Chicken Christmas Chuck Norris Clean Computer Corny Dad Dark Humor Doctor Dirty Donald Trump Easter Fat For Kids Funny Riddles Funny Quotes Little Johnny Gay Gender Good Halloween Knock Knock Lawyer Lightbulb Jokes Military Old People One Liner Jokes Ponderisms Puns Redneck Relationship Religious School Short Jokes Silly Skeleton Valentines Day Yo Mama

Funny jokes

• Yo mama is so stupid it takes her two
• Yo mama is so ugly she has to put a pork chop around her neck
• I Was About To Crack A Joke On Boxers; Now
• Who Lit The Fuse On Your Tampon
• The only difference between your face
• I Said "no" To Drugs, But They Just Wouldn't
• What's The Most Poular Christmas Carol In The Desert
• There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub
• You might be redneck if your house
• Girls Are Like Roads, More The Curves, More The Dangerous