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What do you get if you cross a bear with a toilet?
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Best animal jokes
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best 10 animal jokes
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This duck walks into a convenience store and asks the clerk do you have any grapes
The lapd the fbi and the cia are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals
What did the fish say when he swam into the wall
A young magician started to work on a cruise ship with his pet parrot
A young polar bear came into his den and asked his mother mom am i a real polar bear
Here was a priest he trained his horse to respond when he said praise the lord and hallejuelah
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree
One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven
Why do u have 2 boobs on ur back
One day a man decided to drive his motorcycle at full speed down an empty street
Random animal jokes
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10 animal jokes
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A chicken and an egg are lying in bed
There was a terrible bus accident
There were three roasters
Two bats are going for their midnight feed
What do you get when you cross a pig
Purring sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness
A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road strayed a rooster
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree
Two little squirrels were walking along in the forest
How do you turn an elephant into a cherry tree
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