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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
Would you like the milk in a bag
What do you call a fake noodle
Random dad jokes
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What did the grape do when he got stepped on
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner
Would you like the milk in a bag
My wife tried to unlatch our daughter's car seat
Two goldfish are in a tank
I had a neck brace fitted years ago
How many apples grow on a tree
Why did the coffee file a police report
How do you get a squirrel to like you
Yo daddy is so bald when he wears a turtleneck
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