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One Liner Jokes: I Am Busy Contemplating My Future
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Best one liner jokes
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best 10 one liner jokes
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Such A Little Man, Such A Drama Queen
My Dad Died When We Couldn't Remember His Blood
Children In The Dark Make Accidents, But Accidents In The
I Like Jesus But He Loves Me, So It's
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What Do You Have When You Have Two Balls In
I'm At The Age Where I Can't Take
The Value Of Money In A Relationship: The 10 Bucks
Crime In Multi-storey Car Parks. That Is Wrong On
Random one liner jokes
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10 one liner jokes
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I Thought I Wanted A Career, Turns Out I Just
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I'm Drawn Toward Women Who Are Beautiful When They
Why Do Blondes Wear Underwear? To Keep Their Ankles Warm
Marriage Is The Main Reason For Divorce
I Was Going To Look For My Missing Watch, But
You're Slower Than A Herd Of Turtles Stampeding Through
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