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Dad Jokes: I Decided To Sell My Vacuum
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner—it was just gathering dust!
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees
The shovel
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter
Want to hear a joke about paper
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon
I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town
Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip
My daughter screeched
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
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