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Dad Jokes: I Made A Pencil With Two
I made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless.
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke
I used to hate facial hair
I don't trust stairs
The shovel
I thought about going on an all-almond diet
Can you put my shoes on
Two goldfish are in a tank
Don t forget a bucket
What's brown and sticky
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