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I thought about going on an all-almond diet. But that's just nuts.
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
Would you like the milk in a bag
What do you call a fake noodle
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The rotation of earth
How many apples grow on a tree
Can you put my shoes on
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro
How does a penguin build it's house
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees
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What's brown and sticky
What do you call a fat psychic
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket
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