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Dad Jokes: Sorry About Your Wait
SERVER: 'Sorry about your wait.' DAD: 'Are you saying I'm fat?'
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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What's an astronaut's favorite part of a computer
Today my son asked can I have a book mark?
Hey I was thinking
Can you put the cat out
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
I would avoid the sushi
Yo daddy is so bald when he wears a turtleneck
Two goldfish are in a tank
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table
I used to hate facial hair
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