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Corny Jokes: If I Cut Off My Right
If I cut off my right butt-cheek, will I be left behind?
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Best corny jokes
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A murderer sitting in the electric chair was about to be executed
One day two kids were wandering around near a stream
A cop was riding a bicycle looking for a crook
There are three men in the bathroom two englishmen and an australian
Two hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk hunting
Bill and ned walk into a fast food joint one afternoon to get lunch
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These two cannibals were eating a clown when one of them looks at the other and asks
A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders but was not getting many
One day there were two boys playing by a stream when they saw a woman bathing naked
Random corny jokes
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For people who like peace and quiet
A guy is walking past a big wooden fence at the insane asylum and he hears all the residents inside chanting thirteen
A man jumps off a building at the same time that another man pisses
There was a lawyner a priest and a class of children
All workers please be advised of the following changes to the travel policy
A bloke is in a queue at the supermarket when he notices a dishy blonde behind him has raised her hand and is smiling at him
Helen was not the most attentive in church
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Three chinese guys living in shanghai decided to emigrate to america
A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar
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