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Corny Jokes: What Do You Call A Mexican
What do you call a Mexican with a vasectomy?
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Best corny jokes
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One day two kids were wandering around near a stream
There are three men in the bathroom two englishmen and an australian
A cop was riding a bicycle looking for a crook
A murderer sitting in the electric chair was about to be executed
Two hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk hunting
Bill and ned walk into a fast food joint one afternoon to get lunch
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A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders but was not getting many
These two cannibals were eating a clown when one of them looks at the other and asks
One day there were two boys playing by a stream when they saw a woman bathing naked
Random corny jokes
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Two packets of crisps wre walking down the street when a taxi driver pulled up
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A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders but was not getting many
Have you heard about the man who did it with a parakeet
An asian man walked into the currency exchange in new york with 2000 japanese yen and walked out with 72 dollars
A cop was riding a bicycle looking for a crook
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There once was boy named John
Once a guard was highered to a museum and he asks for rules of the museum
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