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Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom? Because the 'P' is silent.
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What's brown and sticky
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
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10 dad jokes
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
I would avoid the sushi
Your smile is so nice to see in this wedding photo
Why don't eggs tell jokes
What's brown and sticky
Would you like the milk in a bag
Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating
I made a pencil with two erasers
When you ask a dad if they got a haircut
My wife is really mad at the fact that
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