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Dad Jokes: Would You Like The Milk In
Cashier: 'Would you like the milk in a bag, sir?'
Dad: 'No, just leave it in the carton!'
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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Why did the scarecrow win an award
I used to work in a shoe recycling shop
Don t forget a bucket
What's an astronaut's favorite part of a computer
Two goldfish are in a tank
Yo daddy is so bald when he wears a turtleneck
What time did the man go to the dentist
Want to hear a joke about paper
Dads 50th birthday card
Did you hear about the circus fire
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