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Dad Jokes: Sorry About Your Wait
SERVER: 'Sorry about your wait.' DAD: 'Are you saying I'm fat?'
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Best dad jokes
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best 10 dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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I made a pencil with two erasers
The shovel
Can you put my shoes on
Why don't eggs tell jokes
I saw your dad walking down the street the other day
What's an astronaut's favorite part of a computer
I used to hate facial hair
How do I look?
It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke'
When a dad drives past a graveyard
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