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Dad Jokes: Would You Like The Milk In
Cashier: 'Would you like the milk in a bag, sir?'
Dad: 'No, just leave it in the carton!'
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
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What did the grape do when he got stepped on
Hey I was thinking
I made a pencil with two erasers
I used to hate facial hair
Sorry about your wait
5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table
Can you put my shoes on
How does a penguin build it's house
I don't play soccer
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