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You cannot eat me unless you spread me. -Butter
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It's Been Proven That Girls Reach The Age Of
Such A Little Man, Such A Drama Queen
My Dad Died When We Couldn't Remember His Blood
Children In The Dark Make Accidents, But Accidents In The
I Like Jesus But He Loves Me, So It's
What Do You Have When You Have Two Balls In
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I'm At The Age Where I Can't Take
Crime In Multi-storey Car Parks. That Is Wrong On
The Value Of Money In A Relationship: The 10 Bucks
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10 one liner jokes
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Don't Get Me Wrong, I'm Grateful To Have
I Like You. You Remind Me Of When I Was
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The Only Substitute For Good Manners Is Fast Reflexes
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