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Dad Jokes: Would You Like The Milk In
Cashier: 'Would you like the milk in a bag, sir?'
Dad: 'No, just leave it in the carton!'
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Can you put my shoes on
What do you call a man with a rubber toe
Your smile is so nice to see in this wedding photo
Hey I was thinking
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro
I made a pencil with two erasers
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
How do I look?
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