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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
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Why don't eggs tell jokes
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
Why did the scarecrow win an award
Today my son asked can I have a book mark?
I had a neck brace fitted years ago
My wife tried to unlatch our daughter's car seat
The rotation of earth
How do you make a Kleenex dance
Sorry about your wait
How do you get a squirrel to like you
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My Dad Told Me To Invest My Money In Bonds
A guy goes into a bar orders twelve shots and starts drinking
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I Was Thinking Of Running A Marathon, But I Think
Recalled christmas toys
A young attorney who had taken over his fathers practice rushed home elated one night
I Think The Bravest Thing I've Ever Done Is
Mouse balls available as field replacement unit
My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what i start