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One Liner Jokes: "I Ran A Half Marathon" Sounds
"I ran a half marathon" sounds so much better than "I quit halfway through a marathon".
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I Like Jesus But He Loves Me, So It's
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I'm At The Age Where I Can't Take
The Value Of Money In A Relationship: The 10 Bucks
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10 one liner jokes
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You So Ugly On Halloween Someone Said Scary Costume
I Drink To Forget That I Accidentally Once Said "I
Money Is The Root Of All Wealth
There Are 2 Times When A Man Doesn't Understand
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