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Dad Jokes: Dads 50th Birthday Card
Son: *hands my Dad his 50th birthday card*, Dad: You know, one would have been enough.
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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I don't trust stairs
Today my son asked can I have a book mark?
Don t forget a bucket
I could tell a joke about pizza
Would you like the milk in a bag
How do you get a squirrel to like you
Can you put the cat out
My wife tried to unlatch our daughter's car seat
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter
The shovel
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