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Dad Jokes: How Do You Get A Squirrel
How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut.
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
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Why did the coffee file a police report
What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car
Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating
I used to work in a shoe recycling shop
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke
Want to hear a joke about paper
People say they pick their nose
Can you put my shoes on
When you ask a dad if they got a haircut
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
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