Three boys were sitting on some steps watching cars go by.
They see a Cadillac Escalade drive by and the first boy says, 'I wish i could have that Cadillac.
The second boy says, 'I wish I could have that Lincoln Navigator behind it.
The third boy says, 'i wish my whole body was covered in curly hair because my sister has a small patch between her legs and that is how she got both of those cars.
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