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Dad Jokes: Would You Like The Milk In
Cashier: 'Would you like the milk in a bag, sir?'
Dad: 'No, just leave it in the carton!'
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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What time did the man go to the dentist
Your smile is so nice to see in this wedding photo
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
Why did the coffee file a police report
Don t forget a bucket
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon
My daughter screeched
Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating
How many apples grow on a tree
I would avoid the sushi
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