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Dad Jokes: Soup Or Salad
Waitress: 'Soup or salad?' Dad: 'I don't want a SUPER salad, I want a regular salad.'
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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A furniture store keeps calling me
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Why did the coffee file a police report
What time did the man go to the dentist
I could tell a joke about pizza
How do I look?
What do you call a man with a rubber toe
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