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What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
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I made a pencil with two erasers
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter
What did the grape do when he got stepped on
What do you call a man with a rubber toe
A furniture store keeps calling me
Paper or plastic?
I had a neck brace fitted years ago
Your smile is so nice to see in this wedding photo
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke
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Make me a sandwich!
I Believe In Respect For The Dead; In Fact, I