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Dad Jokes: Why Don't Eggs Tell Jokes
Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up.
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
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Today my son asked can I have a book mark?
I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town
Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Sorry about your wait
5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
What do you call a fake noodle
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
What do you call a man with a rubber toe
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