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Dad Jokes: I Made A Pencil With Two
I made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless.
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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My wife is really mad at the fact that
Sorry about your wait
Yo daddy is so bald when he wears a turtleneck
What do you call a fat psychic
Can you put the cat out
The rotation of earth
I saw your dad walking down the street the other day
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table
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Your mama is so fat that when she went to the zoo
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My Doctor Told Me That Jogging Could Add Years To
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train
How can you tell if a man is lying
Have Hope For The Future, But Maybe Build A Bomb
The Voices In My Head May Not Be Real, But
Your mama so dum she got locked in the bathroom
I Always Cry At Weddings, Especially My Own
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