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Dad Jokes: Two Goldfish Are In A Tank
Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, 'do you know how to drive this thing?'
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
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What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
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Paper or plastic?
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Two goldfish are in a tank
I thought about going on an all-almond diet
When a dad drives past a graveyard
Don t forget a bucket
Sorry about your wait
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Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks
I've never gone to a gun range before
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