Three guys stay in the barn of this guys farm.
He has only one rule dont fuck his daughter.
Well all three do fuck his daughter so at gun point he tells them to go out and pick a piece of fruit or vegtable.
The first guy comes back with an apple and the farmer says bend over and he shoves it up his ass.
Second guy comes back with a peach and he does the same thing.
They start laughing and the farmer asks why and they said they saw him in the watermelons.
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