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Dad Jokes: Hey I Was Thinking
Kid: 'Hey, I was thinking...' Dad: 'I thought I smelled something burning.'
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Best dad jokes
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best 10 dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table
Don t forget a bucket
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh
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Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom
When a dad drives past a graveyard
Want to hear a joke about paper
What's brown and sticky
I've never gone to a gun range before
My wife tried to unlatch our daughter's car seat
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Your mama is so fat she once got stuck
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