There's an Irishman,a Scotsman and an Englishman stranded on a desert island.
They are walking along the beach with no food or drink in sight, when they stumble across a golden lamp.
The Englishman picks it up and gives it a rub.
Suddenly, out comes a genie who says: 'I will grant you all one wish each'.
So the Englishman says: 'I'm really missing my family so I would like to be back in England with them'.
So off he shoots back to England.
The Scotsman says: 'yes, I'm really missing my family too so i would like to be back in Scotland with them'.So off he shoots back to Scotland.
The Irishman then says: 'well, I'm a bit lonely here all by myself so I wish the Englishman and the Scotsman were both back here with me!'
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