Jerry has never gone hunting while Joe has hunted all his life.
When they get to the northern Wisconsin woods, Joe tells Jerry to sit by a tree and not make a sound while Joe checks out a deer stand.
After he gets about a quarter of a mile away, Joe hears a blood-curdling scream.
He rushes back to Jerry and yells, 'I thought I told you to be quiet!'
Jerry says, 'Hey, I tried.
I really did.
When those snakes crawled over me, I didn't make a sound.
When that bear was breathing down my neck, I didn't make a peep.
But when those two chipmunks crawled up my pants leg and said, 'Should we take them with us or eat them here?' I couldn't keep quiet any more!'
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